8 Things You Should Know Before Having Sex On The Beach
And no, I do not mean the unfortunately-named cocktail. I'm talking real-deal fornication in the sand. The year was , and I had fallen hard for my friend's cousin looking back, it was clearly the allure of vacation sex that had me so smitten, but whatever. We were at a New Year's party at a beach house and I was wearing a floor-length black dress. After ringing in the new millennium, we decided to take a romantic stroll and well, we didn't end going very far before planting ourselves in the sand and getting busy. I learned a few valuable lessons that night that I feel it's my duty to share:.
So, I gotta say: sex on the beach is way overrated. I mean, I get it. The beach is super romantic. Waves crashing, moon rising, ocean or lake stretching out into what looks like infinity… Sigh. While you might be picturing gentle rolling around on soft sand as the moon peeks over the dunes, the reality is more like sandy crevices and surprise crab attacks.
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